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Militaristic Flower Shop4/12/04 Militaristic Flower ShopMilitaristic Flower Shop
(Man walk into a flower shop and walks up to the guy behind the counter who is wearing combat fatigues.)
Military man- (He speaks in military fashion the whole time.) Hello sir how may I help you today? James- uuhhh… can I get some, Military man- I can’t hear you James- Oh sorry… Military man- I said I can’t hear you maggot!!! Now if you want to make it here you are going to have to learn to (yelling) speak up!!!! (yelling) James- (Rolls his eyes.) Look all that I want is a Military man- Are you trying to correct me son, do you disapprove of m


Electronic 9115/3/04Electronic 911
911 Push Buttons
Hello, thank you for calling the 911 emergency services, we are here to help you in your time of need. Please press one for English, para el español presione por favor la prensa dos. (phone beep) You have selected English. If this is the incorrect selection please press 1, if not please hold on the line. If you are calling because your house is on fire please press 1. If you are calling to report a murder or injury please press 2. If you have been murdered please press 3. If there is a man with a knife that is six inches or less invading your home please press 4. If there is a man with a knife
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